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Yes, I would like a sack of salad, please.

Sat Sep 1, 2007, 3:04 PM
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I was not aware that asking for a taco at Chipotles is -actually- asking for a giant soft flour tortilla three times the size of your fist with 80% rice in it, about fifteen CUBES of meat, and a miniature salad inside consisting of these beans that leak purple, corn, a million shreds of lettuce, and diced tomatoes.

...

THAT IS NOT A TACO, "MEXICANS" FROM EL SALVADOR. D:<

A REAL taco is a crappy little hard shell tortilla (golden in color, of course. not this off-white shit.) with 'meat' so ground up it's basically a puree with gobs of shredded American cheese, topped off with sour cream.

IF I WANTED FUCKING VEGETABLES IN MY CUBED MEAT SORRY EXCUSE OF A TACO, I WOULD ASK FOR A SALAD AND PRY THE CRUNCHY SHELL APART TO DUMP IT ALL IN. D:<

You think I would have learned not to eat there when I got a bag of tortilla chips that were soggy and funny tasting two months ago. D:

Leigh said that it was lime juice, but I'm throughly convinced that it's the blood of the Mexicans that were slaughtered so that other minorities and teenage kids could work there. D:

Seriously, though.

Don't try to make my crap food good for me.

I -want- the grease and by products, not this organic-good-for-you shit.

Fuck healthy food.

Next time, I'm going to Burger King. :heart:

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