I was not aware that asking for a taco at Chipotles is -actually- asking for a giant soft flour tortilla three times the size of your fist with 80% rice in it, about fifteen CUBES of meat, and a miniature salad inside consisting of these beans that leak purple, corn, a million shreds of lettuce, and diced tomatoes.

...

THAT IS NOT A TACO, "MEXICANS" FROM EL SALVADOR. D:<

A REAL taco is a crappy little hard shell tortilla (golden in color, of course. not this off-white shit.) with 'meat' so ground up it's basically a puree with gobs of shredded American cheese, topped off with sour cream.

IF I WANTED FUCKING VEGETABLES IN MY CUBED MEAT SORRY EXCUSE OF A TACO, I WOULD ASK FOR A SALAD AND PRY THE CRUNCHY SHELL APART TO DUMP IT ALL IN. D:<

You think I would have learned not to eat there when I got a bag of tortilla chips that were soggy and funny tasting two months ago. D:

Leigh said that it was lime juice, but I'm throughly convinced that it's the blood of the Mexicans that were slaughtered so that other minorities and teenage kids could work there. D:

Seriously, though.

Don't try to make my crap food good for me.

I -want- the grease and by products, not this organic-good-for-you shit.

Fuck healthy food.

Next time, I'm going to Burger King.

ATTENTION.

KATAMARI DAMACY.

IS.

FUCKING AMAZING. <3

I can't get past level four, though. D:

I get up to like, 30cm and then my ten minutes are up. xD;

IT'S SO FUN, THOUGH. <3

...

And.

Apparently my webcam works. xD;

I was talking to Donnie on AIM, and then he sent me this video chat thing. I pressed 'accept', and nearly pissed myself when I saw myself on the screen. xDD;

Whoo.

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.

(I DON'T LISTEN TO LAME SONGS KTHNX. <3)

If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Death on the Dancefloor


How would you describe yourself?
Cotton Eye Joe (...huzzah.)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Yummy (Fitting.)

How do you feel today?
Oh My Gosh (accurate!)

What is your life's purpose?
When You Were Young ( I... already did what I was supposed to? D: )

What is your motto?
Shooting Star

What do your friends think of you?
Boom Boom Dollar (xD; Probably.)

What do you think of your parents?
Love to See You Cry (...D)

What do you think about very often?
Holiday

What is 2 + 2?
Ain't No Other Man [Ospina & Sullivan remix]

What do you think of your best friend?
Same Blood (AND WE ARE THE SAAAAME BLOOD, ALL OF US, WE ARE, WE ARE! )

What do you think of the person you like?
Bury Me Deep Inside Your Heart (...ohwow.)

What is your life story?
Still Three Shy

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Natural Anthem

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Gone with the Sin ( once again, ohwow. o: )

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Shoot me in the Smile

What will they play at your funeral?
Tarzan & Jane (I... have no comment. xD)

What is your hobby/interest?
My Doorbell

What is your biggest fear?
The Real Slim Shady (xD)

What is your biggest secret?
Hitler (...OKAY. 8D)

What do you think of your friends?
Insurance?

What will you post this as?
Broken Wings ( of COURSE the ONE lame anime song in the ENTIRE shuffle. xD; )

I'M SORRY. I'M BORED OUT OF MY SKULL. <3 IGNORE ME~

UM.

-thinks of something productive-

I got a bunch of supplies for when my classes start? 8D

Because you know that you give a fuck. <3

I need to figure out how this fucking scanner works. P:

ANYWAYS.

I just got back from Long Island yesterday, after four days of family-filled-FUNNNN.

Only not really.

Seriously.

I'm related to idiots. 8D

My cousin Melody, one year younger: So like, you're taking college courses next year?
Me: Yup.
Her: Oh, so like... that means you're like, really smart or whatever?
Me: ... Sure. 8D -egostroke-
Her: Okay. ... So like, what are you gonna be when you grow up?
Me: A pharmacist.
Her: ...
Me: ...
Her: ... What's a pharmacist?

SHE WAS DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS. D:

And I was the only one dying from laughter.

THE ONLY ONE.

xD;

I gots a new gadget.

[link]

SO fucking kick ass~

AND.

KATAMARI DAMACY.

8D

I finally found a copy!

Yay me~

Set me back thirty bucks, but fuck. xD;

I need to actually play it within the next twelve hours.

All I've done is read the booklet so far. P:

...

I'll go... read that again now. xD;

H'OKAY.

I gots a new laptop today!

See, it's a -laptop-, not a desktop, which means no mouse, which means Paint is like... hard. xD;

IT'S FINGER DRAWING. ;o;

SO.

I downloaded AIM in celebration of conning my dad into shelling out $1k for a piece of beautiful technology~

This is a joyous occasion.

JOYOUS.